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outlaw420 Site Admin

Joined: 12 May 2006 Posts: 64795
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Posted: Jun 30 2010 02:25 pm Post subject: Wednesday's List of 13 |
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My advice to any college student......
13) No one in the history of education graduated college while doing less work than I did; most of my college years were spent eating tuna subs in the campus center, watching Love Boat reruns, before I drifted down to the gym to play pickup basketball. My point is this: If I graduated from an accredited university, any human with a pulse can do it. Trust me.
12) The single most important thing I learned in college was this: No one in this world gives a rat's ass about you, so you better take care of your own business. Do what you're supposed to do.
11) The second most important thing I learned was time management; do the tough things, the inconvenient things first. You'll still have lot of time to do the fun things. My college life would've been so much easier if I had worked things that way. But like most 19-year olds, I never listened.
10) Get to know people. Make friends. Play intramurals. Go to parties. Network with your fellow students; its amazing the things you pick up from talking to other people. They know stuff you don't know, but need to know. You know stuff they might want to know. Sharing information makes everyone's lives easier.
9) Go to class. Show some effort. Sounds simple, but when wind chill is 20-below on a February morning, getting up to go to class can be tough. Or if you go to school in California and a beach beckons, its even worse.
8) Talk to your professors. Ask for help if you need it. Show you care. Take an interest in the subject. Professors are usually glad to help.
7) Learn how to write well, which includes spelling. You'd be amazed at some people who have great jobs who can't write, but anything that will make you more marketable is good. Learning to write well is a big thing.
6) The more things you do well, the easier you'll be to hire out there in the real world. Lets face it, the real world can be cruel. Being a nice guy won't be enough. The #1 question you'll have to answer in most job interviews will be "Why should we hire you?" Well, why should they?
5) Have a car. It increases the possibility of fun, it saves time, but never, ever, ever drink and drive. Not once.
Over the last 30 years, I've been ridiculed for never drinking when I drive. Well, when I was in college, I knew three people who died in separate car accidents, all involving drunk drivers. Its just not smart.
Its very possible to have a lot of fun without doing stupid things.
4) Use condoms. It reduces stress on several levels. Stress can make you sick. A cheap box of condoms can save you thousands of dollars.
3) It doesn't cost extra to be nice. The world needs more nice people.
2) Getting your college degree opens doors in life. Even if you choose not to go through those doors, its nice to have options. Plus, who wants to be taking orders from jackasses their whole working life? Don't get a degree, and chances are you'll always be taking orders. Thats no fun at all.
1) Be your own best friend. Do things that will help you. Have fun. You never have enough knowledge. Learn. College is supposed to be fun, but it is also supposed to be getting you ready for the real world, where the only person you can really depend on will be yourself. Good luck.
_________________ My Lifestyle determines my deathstyle
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